A man who was just about to be executed was asked whether he would like to have a last smoke. The man answered, "No thank you, I don't smoke. I don't want to get lung cancer."
An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."
